There once was a man named Barack,
whose reelection came as a shock.
He raised taxes I pay,
and then turned marriage gay.
And now he’s coming after your Glock.
— Stephen Colbert, January 21, 2013.
I don’t like Stephen Colbert’s dislike for soccer.
How are you?
Ring ring, that’s the phone. Gotta go!
"Amercia! Amercia! Dog shes hid grac no teeh!"
— Stephen Colbert, The Colbert Report.
"Fox News: the official channel of white people."
— Stephen Colbert.