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Random nonsensical thoughts right after waking up on a Monday morning #37
I wonder if Robert Downey Jr. purrs like his beloved kitty cats when you rub his belly or give him a massage.
I mean, he is essentially a human cat after all.
OVERHEARD TODAY: “If you told me ten years ago that Downey will be the biggest star in the biggest film in the world I would’ve laughed in your face.”
— random dude walking out of the theater in the mall.
Chris Hemsworth and Elsa Pataky welcome baby girl. ›
So the set of The Avengers 2 will consist of RDJ’s son, Tony Stark Jr., playing with Chris’ daughter, Thora.
And it will be glorious.
RDJ BIRTHDAY GIVEAWAY!
In honor of RDJ’s 47th birthday, and because I have Blu-ray extra copies from Christmas:
- Whoever sends me a complete (and correct list) of all of the films listed in this picture (originally posted here) will get brand-new, Blu-ray copies of Due Date and Sherlock Holmes.
- Yeah, it’s nothing special. Just the standard Blu-ray discs of those two films that you can easily purchase from Target.
- BUT HEY IT’S FREE CRAP!
- No solid rules — i.e., you don’t have to follow me, you don’t have to reblog this, you don’t have to like this — although all of those would be pretty nice. It won’t really help you either way.
- Basically, whoever’s the first person to send me the list, the Blu-ray discs are yours.
- The moment someone gets it all correct, I’ll let you guys know.
- So send me the list via ask, submit, or fanmail.
To be precise, “swimming instructor” = “running in slo-mo like in Baywatch” instructor.
This is why I’m not watching Ally McBeal tonight, as I’ve doing the past two nights.
Ergo, Robert Downey Junior as Anthony Edward Stark must be:
SWANKY RED-HOT JOY RIDE.
“You don’t think I know a cock and balls when I see one?! I know lots of cocks and balls! I used to party with Robert Downey Jr. way back before he was sober, when he was really fucked up!”
— Jonah Hill’s mom on 21 Jump Street (2012).
At Target this afternoon.
CHATTY CASHIER LADY: [sees a bunch of Avengers crap that I’m buying] Well someone likes comic books.
ME: [trying to appear cool and nonchalant] Yeah, something like that.
LADY: My son is like this with video games.
LADY: Some boys can be so into their toys and Star Wars.
LADY: [basically assuming that they’re for my boyfriend] I’m sure he’ll love these.
ME: Yeah, of course.
ME: [in my head] OH YES. I’M SURE MY SEXY PRETEND BOYFRIEND ROBERT DOWNEY JR. WILL APPRECIATE THESE.
There is a show on TLC called “My Crazy Obsession”.
I should be on this show.
Does loving RDJ count as “crazy”?
Sometimes I’m really, really slow.
Phone call from someone who I haven’t seen in months:
PERSON: What have you been up to?
ME: The usual, as always.
ME: Oh, and a lot of watching Robert Downey Jr. while playing with my cat.
PERSON: … Heh, there’s a very dirty joke in there somewhere.
ME: … anyway. [moves on to another topic as any prolonged discussion regarding RDJ brings out my crazy]
So this morning:
ME: [still thinking about the RDJ+cat “dirty joke” then FINALLY getting it] Oh. OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!
Sister came over the other night
and watched Yu Yu Hakusho (why she can’t do that in the comfort of her own apartment, I’ll never know). She loved Kurama.
So this happened:
ME: [Kurama shows up on screen] Oh look, it’s your love!
ME: Heh,you have a type — the pretty anime boys
SISTER: Yeah, and you like the short guys with attitude problems.
Yes, she’s correct; when I was a kid, my anime crushes were Hiei and Vegeta.
Then in my head, I elaborated on her description: “Compact-sized guys with wild hair; slender but muscled build; confidence pouring out of every skin pore; gives off the ‘reluctant hero’ vibe; questionable past but has since been reformed; may or may not be crazy; fan favorite.”
Then it dawned on me: I was pretty much describing this dude—
SO IT’S OBVIOUSLY DESTINY.
So this just happened.
[mom passes by, sees my laptop looking like this]
MOM: Is that— what is that? Is that Robert Downey’s cat?
ME: … Yes?
MOM: Oh.
ME: It’s funny because it looks like him.
In which my sister steals a magazine from the dentist on my behalf
SISTER: [holding a US Weekly magazine] Guess who I saw in this thing?
ME: [having already seen the article in question on Tumblr] … Um, my Robert?
SISTER: Well I don’t know who your Robert is but Robert Downey is in this.
ME: Exactly. MY ROBERT!
SISTER: Oh wow.
