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ATTENTION: I love coffee, I don't like olives. Below is a ridiculous (and quite frankly disturbing) amount of Robert Downey Jr. stuff with randomness and life's minutiae in between. I support FC Barcelona. Don't say I didn't warn you ...Posts tagged LOL.
She is just relentless, but it is good for you, especially in the White House. You know, you got a bunch of people around who are always laughing at your jokes and thinking you’re funny and all that stuff, and Michelle’s like, ‘Really? This guy?’
If you had told me last month that my ER schedule would be a lot more relaxed than my Dermatology schedule (which was already chill), I would’ve laughed in your face.
And I mean ugly laughter with saliva raining down on you.
wow so the dolphin asked her to marry him and she kisses the other guy right in front of her rude ass bitch
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Kids, back in 2012, your aunt Robin wanted to do something more with her life. So she took her love of guns to an organization called S.H.I.E.L.D and fought alongside the Avengers.
Now, your Uncle Barney and I took it pretty hard; she was getting to spend a lot of time with another billionaire playboy, this guy named Tony Stark. Your Uncle Barney almost went crazy when he found out the guy had a metal suit.
“It shoots fireballs, Ted! He looks like a freakin’ Storm Trooper!”
Jon Stewart’s “List of Things I Don’t Understand About France”
- Why do all your elderly middle-aged bureaucrats have really hot spouses or girlfriends?
- Why are all your skunks so date rapey?
- Why, when you buy a baguette, do you only get half a bag to put it in? I mean, bag is in the name.
- Why do you put your most hunchbacked people in charge of ringing your heaviest bells?
- Do you really think your kid should be drinking wine?
- Why do you have so much trouble walking against the wind? How windy does it get there?
- Gérard Depardieu.
(via seriouslyamerica)
- Obama: I like Coke
- Fox News: Obama Declares War on Pepsi
![By the way, this is my mom’s iPad.
She loved the picture so much that she specifically requested that I change her lock screen to that picture. She just said this a few minutes ago—
MY MOM: [imitating what she thinks my cat is thinking of in this picture] “Ooh! Who is this man? He is so handsome!” MY MOM: [looking at her iPad screen] He has such a big crush on Robert Downey.](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3dkdb3Pjm1qajc4eo1_1280.png)
By the way, this is my mom’s iPad.
She loved the picture so much that she specifically requested that I change her lock screen to that picture. She just said this a few minutes ago—
MY MOM: [imitating what she thinks my cat is thinking of in this picture] “Ooh! Who is this man? He is so handsome!”
MY MOM: [looking at her iPad screen] He has such a big crush on Robert Downey.
My guess is you’ll see a dramatic difference in the youth vote this time — part of it is you have a younger, more dynamic Republican candidate.
Hank Brown, a retired senator, on 65-year-old Mitt Romney. John McCain was 72 in November 2008. (via officialssay)
Gee whiz, the kids are gonna be stoked!
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