09 February 2012 at 10:14am with 59 notes

It is a rainy Thursday morning when the girl wakes up on the right side of the bed. Something stirs next next to her and she smiles dreamily, fondly remembering the events that had transpired mere hours ago. She rolls on her side to face a sleeping figure of a guy. He opens his eyes and smiles at her. “Good morning,” he says. She snaps awake from her post-sleep haze, a mixture of terror and disappointment in her widened eyes. She lets out a blood-curling scream and starts sobbing uncontrollably. The guy is alarmed and confused. He asks what is wrong and why is she crying. In between sobs, the girl replies: “You’re not Robert Downey Jr.”

The guy rolls his eyes, “fucking Downey”.

  1. theonecalledwhatsername reblogged this from cuckoosnest
  2. cuethepulsetobegin reblogged this from cuckoosnest
  3. cuckoosnest reblogged this from just-named
  4. just-named reblogged this from samyduckling
  5. samyduckling reblogged this from itseveryshadeofwrong
  6. itwont-takeawaymylove reblogged this from itseveryshadeofwrong
  7. itseveryshadeofwrong reblogged this from mvrkwoods
  8. halamadridynadamas reblogged this from marcelovieira
  9. marcelovieira reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  10. dukeofmeows reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  11. becauseiamawildanimal reblogged this from usedkarma
  12. swandy reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  13. pettalsaroundtherose reblogged this from mvrkwoods
  14. mvrkwoods reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  15. onthewingsoficarus reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  16. coffeeandsleepdeprivation reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  17. usedkarma reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  18. gin87rdj said: I apologize in advance to my boyfriend because I will TOTALLY do this.
  19. surreealism reblogged this from iwantcupcakes
  20. mindsrebelatstagnation reblogged this from iwantcupcakes