Comme d'habitude

ATTENTION: I love coffee, I don't like olives. Below is a ridiculous (and quite frankly disturbing) amount of Robert Downey Jr. stuff with randomness and life's minutiae in between. I support FC Barcelona. Don't say I didn't warn you ...

It is a rainy Thursday morning when the girl wakes up on the right side of the bed. Something stirs next next to her and she smiles dreamily, fondly remembering the events that had transpired mere hours ago. She rolls on her side to face a sleeping figure of a guy. He opens his eyes and smiles at her. “Good morning,” he says. She snaps awake from her post-sleep haze, a mixture of terror and disappointment in her widened eyes. She lets out a blood-curling scream and starts sobbing uncontrollably. The guy is alarmed and confused. He asks what is wrong and why is she crying. In between sobs, the girl replies: “You’re not Robert Downey Jr.”

The guy rolls his eyes, “fucking Downey”.

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  19. gin87rdj said: I apologize in advance to my boyfriend because I will TOTALLY do this.