Comme d'habitude

ATTENTION: I love coffee, I don't like olives. Below is a ridiculous (and quite frankly disturbing) amount of Robert Downey Jr. stuff with randomness and life's minutiae in between. I support FC Barcelona. Don't say I didn't warn you ...

Surely I’m not the only who —

when asked for your name in the coffee shop — uses a completely different name, just for shits and giggles.

Like today, after ordering some overpriced mocha-flavored coffee:

Barista: Who do I make the coffee out to?
Me: It’s Robert.
Barista: I’m sorry?
Me: Roberta.

[a few minutes later]

Barista: [shouts out] I have a mocha capuccino for … Roberta?
Me: That’s me. 

  1. foque said: oh i do it all the time. super fun
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