Comme d'habitude

ATTENTION: I love coffee, I don't like olives. Below is a ridiculous (and quite frankly disturbing) amount of Robert Downey Jr. stuff with randomness and life's minutiae in between. I support FC Barcelona. Don't say I didn't warn you ...

Because if one of the last things you see

before going to bed is a collage of Robert Downey Jr.’s buttocks

You just might end up dreaming about it.

Even if the dream itself is basically of you watching an infomercial that shows Robert Downey Jr. wearing tight pants that accentuate his bubble butt as the seller/narrator booms: “Robert Downey Junior — MORE CUSHIN’ FOR THE PUSHIN’.  CALL NOW!”.

And you were trying to reach for your phone to buy but you can’t find it.

Then you wake up.