Also— re: at the clinic today

[four-year-old boy in the room with his mother, wearing a Spider-Man shirt]

ME: That’s a nice shirt.
BOY: He’s my favorite!
ME: [obviously angling for something here] Do you like any other superheroes?
BOY: Uh … Batman.
ME: How about Iron Man?
BOY: I don’t like Iron Man.
ME: [in my head] Screw you, buddy.
ME:. Why not? *I* love Iron Man [I look over to mom and she smiles]
MOM: Tell her.
BOY: My sister loves Iron Man so I don’t like him.
ME: Well, your sister has great taste.

brynndowney:

You’re not real “brothers” until you take weird selfies together. #TheJudge — with Vincent D’Onofrio. (x)

@

(via water-music)

A part of me believes that the camera feature of cellphones was developed so that I can take pictures of random Robert Downey Jr./Iron Man related things that I see (ex. this one from the supermarket) and share it with complete strangers online.

A part of me believes that the camera feature of cellphones was developed so that I can take pictures of random Robert Downey Jr./Iron Man related things that I see (ex. this one from the supermarket) and share it with complete strangers online.

Things that you don’t really think about until you have to pay for your own groceries and not mom and dad: how good bacon is kinda pretty pricey.